好吧，这是我从.metabods.发现的一篇短篇小说。
该网站习惯是肌rou生长类型的文章收集，
纯英文，不过我借助谷歌翻译加上自己润色大概完成了。
不知道大家喜欢不。
如果喜欢，请多多留言，我争取再找找有趣的故事。
hat a night. I awoke with a slihat so often apanies a night out clubbing down the bay with Dave. Thankfully we don’t have far to walk back, as he has a boat out in the harbour, docked out at sea. heless, the fact you have to use one of the numerous row boats to row out to it is always hilarious, especially when you’re as drunk as we were.
真的。多么美好的夜晚啊！我醒来时有一种缓慢的昏昏沉沉的感觉，经常伴随一个晚上和戴夫一起在海湾里泡吧。谢天谢地，我们没有太多的路可以走回去，因为他有一艘船在港口外，停靠在海上。然而，事实上，你必须使用其中一个众多的划艇划出去它总是滑稽的，特别是当你像我们一喝醉。
“Okay?”
“好吗？“
What. I stared blankly, my eyes trying to focus, and take in what had awoken me.
什么。我茫然地凝视，眼睛试图集中注意力，接受唤醒我的东西。
“I said, I’m rowing bato harbour to get some food for us all from town.”
“我说，我要划回港口，从城里给大家买点吃的。”
“Us all?” I croaked back.
“我们大家？“我咕噜了一声。
“Yeah, you, me and Brad.”
“是的，你，我和布拉德。”
“Brad?”
“布拉德？“
“That guy I tried to introduce you to at the club. I’ve always said he crash on the boat if he doesn’t feel like getting the last train back to his place. Looks like he took me up on my ain, and rowed himself over at some point last night,” Dave explained.
“我在俱乐部向你介绍的那个人。我一直说，如果他不想让最后一班火车回到他的位置，他可以在船上撞车。看起来他又接受了我的提议，并且在昨晚的某个时候划船过来，”戴夫解释说。
I had a vague memory of the door banging open, and waking me in the middle of the night, and seeing a silhouette of a man, as he flopped onto some cushioning oher side. I couldn’t remember meeting anyone specific at the club, we talked to a lot of people, and all I saw last night was a biggish shadow fall onto the bed near me, I couldn’t make out any disible features. heless, I was in no mood to push for details, so simply responded with, “Cool”.
我隐约记得舱门砰砰的一声打开，半夜把我吵醒，看到一个男人的侧影，他扑倒在另一边的缓垫上。我不记得在俱乐部里遇到过什么特别的人，我们和很多人交谈过，昨晚我看到的只是一个巨大的影子落在我身边的床上，我看不出任何明显的特征。然而，我没有心情去争取细节，所以简单的回答是“酷”。
“Yeah. H